"WTF/1k Subscriber Special!" - Episode 72

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The Film Role guys are back to talk about what-in-the-hell ever the fuck they want to talk about! Annnnnd... the fact that we hit a major milestone; 1k subscribers! We could not have done a single bit of this without every single one of you who decided to take the plunge and subscribe to this thing we collectively love to death. So, this one is to you, our listeners!

The news bits we covered:

America sees slowest box office weekend in more than a decade

Start with lowering those damn ticket prices, maybe?

Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'

What a bunch of... jack offs.

Amazon Cuts Whole Foods Prices as Much as 43% on First Day

Nice! Now keep cutting...

The Shower Thoughts we enjoyed:

"In sign language is your hand size the same as your font size?" - u/OMA_

So we figured out that we're all a mix of Wing Dings and Comic Sans!

"If movies have taught me anything, it's not to worry about drowning in the ocean at night. You'll always wake up the next day washed up on a beach." - u/Blackpeoplearefunny

Thank goodness. I can now sleep soundly tonight. Also- props on the username!

"Let us all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don't itch" - u/Elatla

Now I'm breathing manually and aware that my tongue is never comfortable in my mouth...

Our SHITBAG OF THE WEEK is Joel Osteen!

We truly appreciate everyone who takes time out of their busy days to support us and wouldn't be able to do what it is we do without you. Be sure to likesubscribe and spread the word!

Intro music: Quite Some Time by Pseudo Future.