"Films That Should Never be Remade" - Episode 58

The Film Role guys are back to talk about today's scourge of the film business; remakes. Hate 'em or love 'em, they're seemingly EVERYWHERE, and we're here to shit on them!

The news topics we covered on today's show were:

Manchester Arena attack: 22 killed at Ariana Grande gig by bomber

Our hearts, thoughts and prayers go out to all affected. There truly is nothing in this world worse than the loss/injury of a loved one, especially by the absolute scum of the earth. The dearly departed; rest in peace. The injured; get well soon and we're glad you're still here.

James Gunn Weighs In on Lawsuit Over Person Texting During 'Guardians of the Galaxy 2

Dude- if you really feel like spending $130+ taking this to small claims for the possibility of being awarded $17.31, more power to you, I guess. 

Tom Hardy to Star in 'Venom,' Ruben Fleischer to Direct

I have to admit- I was extremely skeptical when I heard there'd be a standalone Venom film (especially since it was seeming as though there'd be no ties to Spider-Man after Marvel finally got their grubby mitts back on him). But, Tom Hardy is a solid choice and a guy that chooses his projects wisely. So, count the Film Role guys in for this one!

Ancestry.com takes DNA ownership rights from customers and their relatives

TL;DR: Do NOT send your hard-earned DNA to Ancestry.com for testing if you'd prefer to maintain ownership over it. Sounds scary, huh? Well, it is. Now read the damn article and stay informed!

Friday 4 Is Finally Happening, Gets Titled Last Friday

Awwwwwwww shiiiiiiiiiiiit. Please, just bring back Smokey. 

Shower Thoughts time!

"We always have stuff in our nose but we never smell it" - u/Wild1Walker

Gross. Also, your tongue never rests comfortably and you're now breathing manually. You're welcome.

"If Snow White married Jon Snow she would be Snow Snow" - u/Seeeab

Good job, Seeeab. You've successfully helped us close the Game of Thrones/Disney mythology loop!

"Laughing is so weird. You just stare at the other person with your mouth wide open making ridiculous sounds and sometimes you can't stop." - u/Myr015

Sleeping is the same. You dress up in weird clothing and lay still for hours as you hallucinate. You humans are weird...

"Whenever I kill a boss in a video game I'm the hero, but the second I do it at work I'm a 'bad man'." - u/Gregslo87

Yeah- that sucks. Also, no respawning IRL, either :(

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